Some of these should definitely be added to the Summer Olympics.
Next year’s game will include,
Who can cook up meth the fastest
Who grows the best weed
How to rip out a cat. converter the fastest
Night hunting for deer
Opposum juggling
Steal a car in under a minute
Making a crack pipe
Spotting the difference between a cop and a hooker
Hitting your wife without leaving any marks.
How to fish with dynamite