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To: Lazamataz

Do you know how to operate a nuclear reactor?

Fly a plane?

Scuba dive?

Race cars?

Hunt wild game?

Find fishing holes?

Keep a wife happy?

Spend less time with Microsoft Clients and improve your life.


94 posted on 02/22/2024 2:13:53 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: TexasGator
Do you know how to operate a nuclear reactor?

Yes. You press the button.

Fly a plane?

Yes, you press the button.

Scuba dive?

Yes, you press the button.

Race cars?

Yes, you press the button.

Hunt wild game?

Yes, you press the button.

Find fishing holes?

Yes, you press the button.

Keep a wife happy?

Yes, you press her button.

Spend less time with Microsoft Clients and improve your life.

No. I make crazy money at a good job and even started a rather successful business.

95 posted on 02/22/2024 2:32:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
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