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And maybe hope for Republicans!
1 posted on 02/21/2024 8:06:38 AM PST by Twotone
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To: Twotone

“laboratory testicles”

Kind of like gas-station sushi. Only different.


2 posted on 02/21/2024 8:07:37 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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“And maybe hope for Republicans!”

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Indeed. Let the jokes write themselves.


3 posted on 02/21/2024 8:08:12 AM PST by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
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I hear that Hillary has placed the first order!


4 posted on 02/21/2024 8:08:33 AM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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Did they grow them in a lockbox?.......................


5 posted on 02/21/2024 8:11:29 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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They should play AC/DC when they’re growing them.


6 posted on 02/21/2024 8:14:01 AM PST by Track9 (Matches for sale.. get your matches!)
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"...hope for Republicans!" - - - WINNER!
7 posted on 02/21/2024 8:14:10 AM PST by budj (Combat vet, second of three generations.)
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Gives new meaning to the phrase “grow a pair.”


8 posted on 02/21/2024 8:15:48 AM PST by kosciusko51
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The research, led by Dr. Missen Gonadz...


9 posted on 02/21/2024 8:15:52 AM PST by caddie
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“And maybe hope for Republicans!”
damnit, you beat me to it


10 posted on 02/21/2024 8:21:02 AM PST by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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Also for the young man from Boston who drove around town in an Austin.


11 posted on 02/21/2024 8:21:33 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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12 posted on 02/21/2024 8:22:35 AM PST by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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I was power skimming headlines and ran through:

“Scientists grew a pair of testicles in a lab — and they offer new hope for male infertility”

“Biden’s USDA uses taxpayer funds to research garbage-fed crickets as ‘sustainable protein source’”

My small monkey brain mashed those together as:

“Scientists grew a pair of testicles in a lab as ‘sustainable protein source’”

The most odd thing was I wasn’t terribly surprised or incredulous.


14 posted on 02/21/2024 8:25:12 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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The tiny, artificial organs, produced from cells extracted from mouse testes

And now we finally understand how Stuart Little came into the world.

17 posted on 02/21/2024 8:45:54 AM PST by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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Waiting for a woman “transitioning” to be a male sues to have this done.


18 posted on 02/21/2024 8:48:05 AM PST by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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Stand back, the memes are going start coming fast and furiously!🤣🔥💯


19 posted on 02/21/2024 8:53:16 AM PST by The Louiswu (Pray for Peace in the world.)
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They’re balls, not spines. LOL


20 posted on 02/21/2024 9:08:42 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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LOL! EXACTLY what I was thinking!!

Democrats are LAW-LESS because the Republicans are BALL-LESS!!

21 posted on 02/21/2024 9:09:36 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Here’s an on topic joke.

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize an egg.
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Because the sperm won’t ask for directions.


25 posted on 02/21/2024 9:21:12 AM PST by Wuli
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That’s Nuts


26 posted on 02/21/2024 9:22:04 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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LOL. This ought to be a good thread.


27 posted on 02/21/2024 9:27:06 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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