Scientists Make Breakthrough Discovery While Experimenting With Urine: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

www.thecooldown.com ^ | February 18, 2024 | By Jeremiah Budin

[DouglasKC]

Coming next...new government regulations mandating toilets dedicated to peeing only so they can harvest cobalt easier..

[SunkenCiv]

• Money Doesn't Stink-Don't blame the market for the wages of secularism. [01/15/2019]
• Feeling Overtaxed? The Romans Would Tax Your Urine [04/16/2016]

[Zack Attack]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtuf08Y9dLQ

[StormEye]

New government regulation:
If you piss outside you'll be fined
for denying the government the fair
use of your urine.

That cobalt must be recovered!
And everyone required to help!

[gleeaikin]

I suspect they likely soak the battery remnents in urine to extract the Cobalt. What I want to know does this kind of procees also extract lithium? If restaurants can recycle cooking oil for biofuel creation, why not hook up mens urinals for collecting pee. Also collection in pig and cow barns.

Pee is easy to collect. I had a landlord friend who was afraid to evict someone because he had about 150 bottles of pee sitting around his apartment. What if he took a bat to them when he got his eviction notice?

[COBOL2Java]

The scientists did not say where they sourced the urine used for the experiment.

Maybe sufficient samples were culled from some diabetics, like me!

[Moltke]

“With more efficient and environmentally friendly methods, we can reuse a very significant portion of the cobalt that is already in use, instead of mining.”

Tomorrows NYT headline: White Men Want to Put Africans Out of Work!

[Red Badger]

a team from Linnaeus University in Sweden and the Indian Institute of Technology Madras in India...............

[Max in Utah]

Me Chinese.
Me play joke.
Me put pee-pee
In his Coke cobalt.

[Moltke]

You would seriously consider the NYT making note of that over an opportunity to slam EWG - Evil White Guy?

But in any case, it was sarcasm, a literary device.

[Red Badger]

I know...............😉👍

[Moltke]

Ah, yes. Of course you did. My bad read of your comment. 🙄

[Red Badger]

I hardly ever say anything bad to others......................