[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

I have a theory that theories are increasing, as the gravitational pull of grant money spawns more and more theories. This is, of course, theoretical....

[oldtech]

By golly, I think you’ve hit on an answer to the various theories, at least.

[oldtech]

Yeah, but it’s a good theory.

[Afterguard]

“I have a theory that theories are increasing, as the gravitational pull of grant money spawns more and more theories. This is, of course, theoretical....”

Precisely. Well done!