They should be playing the Bee Gees song:
Be tender with my love
You know how easy it is to hurt me
Fanny, be tender with my love
‘Cause it’s all that I’ve got
And my love won’t desert me
I always remembered it as, "Love, be tender with my fanny," but it was the 1970s, and "gay" was so very, very trendy. You couldn't avoid it.