Years ago where I worked, they handed out little pamphlets offering tips for safe winter driving.
One of the recommendations was “stay spaced out in traffic”.
Certain people thought it was pretty funny!
On a boxcutter I bought (probably came from China), the decal instructed: “Remove screws, insert blade, screw up.” Something lost in the idiom there.
Once in my classroom we had some German exchange students. One of the girls answered one of my students’ question asking if they had gangs in Germany. She replied, “Yes, there are tough guys in neighborhoods. They challenge each other to meet at a park where they all gather and beat off.” My students could scarcely stifle their guffaws.