Good news - you won the lottery
Bad news - you are sentenced to 10 years in Newark.
LOL glad i wasn’t drinking my soda when i read that 😅
How many lottery applications will be submitted in other peoples' names?
"I got a notice that I have jury duty for five days."
"That's nothing. I got a notice that I got a ten-year sentence to live in Newark, New Jersey. It must be a mistake. Now I need to get a lawyer."