***Found in the comments, the Forest Service’s new hiring plans:
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In other news, Smokey the Bear has been replaced by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo...
"We feel that the androgynous nature of Its name is more inclusive than the macho image of that other hirsute macho bruin..." said Iwanna B.A. Treefairie, Forest Service spokespersxn.
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