Who had the grisly job of painting that old pig up?
Dunno.
Heard they went to the doctor for carpal tunnel treatments after working so long to make Hillary presentable.
Had to use a second garden trowel for the foundation makeup layers when the first one wore down.
Hillary: Just make me beautiful.
Salon Owner: Janelle, cancel all my appointments the next 8 hours. I’m going to be very busy.