So somebody in Marketing suggested Alissa Heinerscheid could do a fill in.
The plan was for Her to "self-identify" as a Clydesdale.
Piece of cake since She has the face for it, right?
Unfortunately for Them, the Real Clydesdales took one look at Alissa, broke down their stalls, ran off, and haven't been seen since.
Oh well, She probably would have had the same effect on everyone in the stadium.
Could have had thousands hurt in the turmoil with more billions lost in insurance payouts.
Don't know for sure if any of this is true, but I saw it on the Internet, posted by some guy named Bud Lyte, so it must be.
“I saw somewhere on the Internet that They wanted to use the Clydesdales yet again . . .”
The hard part was teaching the Clydesdales how to kneel during the national anthem.