This could be so much fun.
All kinds of editorial comments could be made on the form.
Nasty comments about lawyers would be good.
Before I emmigrated to FL, I raised Scottish Highlands. Averaged 3 halves per year, the rest sold. Never worried about the ground beef - it was proocessed by a MN butcher even though cattle ate WI grass.
Spolied, I was! Ran out once, got ca 10 lbs Cub Foods ground.
You know how it is. Stuffed peppers? Grab a pinch and eat it raw. Meat loaf - likewsie. Got sick. Took sample into my lab at Uof MN Lab Medicine & Pathology - result not surprising.
Years later in FL. Hole in the wall burger joint that I still won’t name (keep y’all Yankees out) asked me to sign a release for my usual ‘bloody rare’ burger.
Only solution? Grind the lawyers up and use them in less-critical presentations - tacos, ersatz chilli etc.