Has PETA asked the ground hog how he feels? He might actually enjoy being a celebrity.
Someone will then complain that a gold coin is the symbol of capitalism or perhaps empirical expansion. PETA can be heartless.
and maybe the groundhog keeps trying to come out of the closet but doesn’t want to be judged.
When I saw the headline I thought they were going to propose that the groundhogs watch to see if *humans* see their shadows.