Posted on 01/19/2024 3:21:34 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to local authorities in the nation's capital, a large mob of unhinged extremists has converged on the National Mall to politely state they would prefer it if 3,000 babies weren't being killed every day.
"It's disturbing to be reminded that lunatics like this really exist," said Capitol Police Chief Donald Jones to reporters, who were huddling behind barricades for their safety. "It's a sobering reminder that pockets of extremism still thrive in remote corners of this country. We will remain vigilant to ensure these deranged people don't make any rash moves to stop the mass slaughter of babies."
Several representatives from the group made their demands known in the form of polite statements to the media and cardboard signs held by school kids. "Yeah, that's pretty much it," said Dirk Flanders, spokesperson for the Please Stop Killing So Many Babies Foundation. "If it's not too much to ask, maybe we can not kill 3,000 babies every day? I dunno, is that rude?" Thankfully, the disturbed zealot was quickly shouted down by a group of brave activists screaming into a bullhorn and throwing tampons.
Sources confirmed hundreds of thousands are attending this march and several like it around the country. Law enforcement is encouraging citizens to ignore it and pretend like nothing is happening.
At publishing time, sources had seen Ray Epps in the crowd trying to convince the crazed lunatics to storm the Capitol.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Insurrection from baby lovers!
It may be only carboard signs today, but this can lead to much more serious threats, like crosses in public, or prayer. If that continues, there is a chance we might become a nation of moral values.
Bible-thumping deplorables should learn to code.
Too bad it’s from The Bee.
That could be prevented if we just put Plan B in the drinking water.
Our “Catholic” President is okey dokey with it.
And he’ll be sure to parade around with a big ‘ol smear of ashes on his gigantic forehead next month to prove his piety.
Honestly, I believe The Bee is trying to do the right thing.
I thought Jao Bie Dun was Chinese.
They probably were among the people the intelligence community found were purchasing Bibles. We are all being watched now. 👀🕵️
The Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) issued documents to financial institutions warning of transactions including Bibles and Christian book stores.📖
Gotta watch those possible terrorists./S
When it comes to my opinion, I am with Baby Harriet. When my son took his baby daughter home, she was so tiny that her head and shoulders fit in his hand. The pregnancy essentially ended because the daughter had decided her twin brother was hogging all the food and all the space in the womb. She is nine years old now, but then she did not seem much different in size from Baby Harriet.
The sign pro-abortion advocates carry saying, “My Body My Decision” could have expressed the sentiment of Baby Harriet if she had not been thrown out with the other medical waste.
Consider that by a 220-210 margin, the House of Representatives on passed the Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act, with only one Democrat voting in favor. So, with only one exception these legislators establish a line for defense of abortion within their Democrat Party that includes those born alive despite attempted abortion.
According to the logic for voting against this bill, an infant breathing air on its own outside the womb is not a human person. Medical personnel are not only not derelict in failing to provide care, but instead must murder the baby. For Democrats abortion becomes an unbounded sacrament and members of their party have become truly evil.
Now read the bill and see if that is not the most reasonable interpretation. Clearly, we can’t just all get along.
The Satanic Temple
https://thesatanictemple.com
“TST stands alone because we are the only entity that can assert a religious liberty that terminating a pregnancy is a central part of a religious ritual that encourages self-empowerment and affirms bodily autonomy.”
Baby Harriet’s body was found in medical waste. Police deny there was any wrongdoing.
https://www.liveaction.org/news/baby-harriet-body-medical-waste/
We Cannot Ignore the Sickening, Evil Depravity of Planned Parenthood (Long Article)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3312329/posts?page=1
H.R. 26: Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/118/hr26/text?adlt=strict&toWww=1&redig=CC7BEBFFF32F48ADB9D0825ACEB90034
Crazy extremists.
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