[Yo-Yo]

I had to fake my own death, when I was 18, to get out of a Columbia House LP subscription, back in the day!

But you enjoyed those 19 albums for only 1 penny, didn't you?

[Eagles6]

Actually, I did get 1 or 2, I think...and then I did the math and tried to stop it, which was, virtually impossible.

Then, at my Dad's suggestion, just wrote Addressee No Longer Lives Here, on them and gave them back to the Post Office😜.