I want a designer vomit bag ($7299) and a designer piss pot ($45899).
You can get an American politician for less than that! Come on, man! Of course, they're rather ugly....
“designer piss pot” It’s already been thought of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOkZdhBo-Us Go to the 7:30 mark.
Yeah, but ya still need to get out of the bed to piss.