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To: Disambiguator

No you leave the offending pooch a midnight snack of exlax that way in the morning their house resembles your front yard.


111 posted on 01/11/2024 9:02:43 AM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Keyhopper

I have a neighbor who cut his dogs loose. One of them would come over and threaten me. I solved it by cleaning out the cats litter pans of poop and throwing it under a magnolia tree between our houses. That dog was in Tootsie Roll heaven but it has a wicked gaseous effect.


124 posted on 01/11/2024 9:44:04 AM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: Keyhopper
No you leave the offending pooch a midnight snack of exlax that way in the morning their house resembles your front yard.

Ex-Lax covered in bacon grease. Sure-fire remedy!

I'll put that up on Nextdoor to see what happens. I'm sure the Karens will love that too.

131 posted on 01/11/2024 11:30:45 AM PST by Disambiguator
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