Auburn grad, Alabama grad, and Tennessee grad are in a bar having drinks...
They all three got up and went to the restroom.....
After pissing, the Auburn grad went to the sink and turned on hot water, liberally soaped hands and arms up to his elbows, scrubbed and rinsed...He looked at the other two and said “At Auburn, they taught us cleanliness...”
The Alabama grad went to the sink, barely turned on the water, got a little soap on his fingers and rinsed...He looked at the other two and said “At Alabama, they taught us thriftiness...”
The Tennessee grad turned and walked to the door, then turned and said to the other two “At Tennessee, they taught us not to piss on our hands...”
That’s a good one too. I heard it originally as a Marine, Soldier and Sailor are having drinks...