“I can’t believe . . .”
One-night stand / It’s likely neither party was standing for very long.
One nightstand is usually half of a matching pair.
“Soft landing” of the economy
Pressing your hot buttons
Press 1 for English.
Your call is very important to us.
At this house we believe . . . hollow virtue signals.
Award-winning
Industry leader
Secret sauce
The whole enchilada
Person of color
I’m a person of color – mostly pink, with occasional shades of light tan in summer.
Correct me if I’m wrong. / Arrogant challenge
Really? / No, I’m an intransigent liar.
Expect Delays [frequently displayed on electronic traffic signs] / Ya think?
Referring to a[n often corrupt] judge: Your Honor (like Your Majesty)
In real estate: coveted location / Thou Shalt Not Covet!