Mystery Note Found in Sealed Cereal Box

PAhomepage ^ | Dec 26, 2023 | Andy Mehalshick

[CapnJack]

LOL!!!!!!

[Deaf Smith]

I used to find folded Mystery Notes in new shirts, pants,sometimes packages of underwear and sometimes packaged autoparts.

All notes had the same message: *Inspected By Number 6.

Then at some point, Number 6 moved on to another person and I never found any more notes.

[broken_clock]

😃

[Honorary Serb]

“Help! I’m a 4-foot-tall woman trapped in a cereal factory! Please rescue me!”

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

"How did a note get into a sealed cereal box?"

I'll take a stab in the dark here...Uh, it was unsealed?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Ha! I watched that movie yesterday, every Christmas. “Dont forget to drink your Ovalitine! A crummy commercial!”

[taterjay]

Maybe it said, ‘Tastes like chicken’

I helped a friend bag corn back in the 80s at a grain elevator. The corn was sent to Louisiana to sell. He threw a Playboy pic in one bag and sewed it up. We laughed at the thought of an old lady opening her bag of corn to feed the chickens and the surprise she would find.

[Flaming Conservative]

Have you ever watched how food is packaged? Human hands never touch cereal while it’s being packaged. It’s all done by giant machines. I don’t know how anyone could get a note into the part of the machine that positions the bags into the filler mechanism.

[frank ballenger]

RE: since it was kid’s cereal, I bet it was pro tranny propaganda

Kid: Mommy, this picture is of the guy at my second grade Drag Queen Celebration. What does “Available for male stripper girls’ night out and bachelorette bookings” mean?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You can first apply your decoder ring to the story. What a jumbled mess.

[Beowulf9]

Very weird story.

Has to be a worker at the place that boxes up the cereals. If it’s in a few kinds then the place that does all of those is probably one place I would think and it has to be that place’s staff with access to the line before the boxes are sealed.

I wonder if they have cameras on the line?

[funwithfood]

Beat me to it!

[piasa]

Why bother to report it if the reporter isn’t actually doing any reporting? Is the reporter sitting on the secret after seeing and reading the note, or the editor, or the cops? And if so, why? Is the finder under a gag order as to the contents of said note, and couldn’t reveal what it said? Is the notewriter a possible forced laborer, child laborer, illegal, disgruntled employee, practical jokester, etc? Were there threats, predictions, clues that the public may be able to help solve? When was the box sealed, expiration dates, etc?

The media utterly lacks curiosity and is worthless.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I'm gonna wait for corroboration from an adult that doesn't eat Lucky Charm’s Smores cereal.

[IncPen]

We can tell you the note contains a mash-up of words and references to current events and conspiracy theories.

So for sure we know it’s pro-Trump, put there as a prelude to the deep states’s false flag on food poisoning… 🙄

[MayflowerMadam]

Monk had to track down his favorite shirt inspector

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Re-sealing bags is not hard. You just need a battery operated heat sealer. Unusual but not hard to get. A bit of glue for the box top and there you are.

So it is possible for someone to open both box and bag and reseal them then slip them back into the stock to end up on the shelves.

The last part is the trick.

Doing it as a customer is not likely. Getting it into the store without being seen would be difficult. BTW this is why if you return food to a store it is thrown away. They do not want to put product back on the shelf that may be poisoned in some way.

Next is a store employee. Possible but not probable. They would have to sneak the products somewhere where they would have privacy to do it. To small an area, to many people around, way to many cameras.

Since we are talking about various packaged foods across various stores I would check the central distribution center.

Probably the easiest place to do that and the least watched.

[Deaf Smith]

Since they moved manufacturing to china, my Number 6 got laid off.

[GOPJ]

Let’s see if we can figure this out. Anyone want to give the odds that it’s some joker at the packaging plant having us on? 100%? A note got put in the bag before it was sealed.Not that there are cameras in packaging plants or anything...

[Huskrrrr]

Ha!