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Laz's Tips for a Great Christmas Dinner Conversations
Original Content | 12/24/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

I think if you are going to quote my posts I should get a royalty. My scheisters will be in touch. Merry merry.


61 posted on 12/24/2023 8:58:08 AM PST by StAnDeliver (TrumpII)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL thanks

Merry Christmas!


62 posted on 12/24/2023 8:59:21 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (Wake me up when somebody tells the truth.)
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To: Lazamataz

Slightly?


63 posted on 12/24/2023 9:01:35 AM PST by null and void (Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
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To: StAnDeliver
I think if you are going to quote my posts I should get a royalty. My scheisters will be in touch. Merry merry.

I identify as the president of Harvard.

64 posted on 12/24/2023 9:01:38 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Oh, you’re a feminist now. That’s cute. I think Grandma would appreciate some help with the dishes.”


65 posted on 12/24/2023 9:04:41 AM PST by Sparticus (Primary the Tuesday group!)
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To: Lazamataz

“What if hours-long obscenity-laced tirades directed at my liberal relatives is what MAKES me happy?”

Wait until the silverware is put away and hide that antique vase.


66 posted on 12/24/2023 9:16:49 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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To: Lazamataz

Nice.


67 posted on 12/24/2023 9:18:52 AM PST by Liz (WRT govt: qualifications for wrecking crews are not as stringent as those for construction crews.)
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To: Lazamataz

Used to argue politics with a Detroit Democrat teacher. We had a lot of fun at it. Good Guy.

We both agreed that somebody desperately needs to nuke DC.

And we’d have a beer....


68 posted on 12/24/2023 9:35:04 AM PST by dagunk
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To: ansel12

That is simple and amazing. Repeat ad infinitum.


69 posted on 12/24/2023 9:36:17 AM PST by desertsolitaire ( M)
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To: Lazamataz

Right - didn’t know that was an option.


70 posted on 12/24/2023 10:04:22 AM PST by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz. I got a kick out of this.

Unfortunately I won't be able to use the good stuff.
I've booted those relatives already.

71 posted on 12/24/2023 10:42:21 AM PST by Tommy Revolts
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas...

As I’m leaving my SIL with 10 liberals...

Merry “fu@king” Christmas you assholes. ESAD.

Happy New Year Laz. May you have health, wealth and happiness in the New Year.

5.56mm


72 posted on 12/24/2023 10:46:52 AM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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To: Lazamataz

That Dale Carnegie course is really starting to pay dividends.


73 posted on 12/24/2023 10:53:38 AM PST by fhayek
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To: Lazamataz

What good is a family Christmas dinner if certain people are NOT commanded to step outside for an overdue BEATDOWN?

ALWAYS take your brass knuckles to a family Christmas dinner.


74 posted on 12/24/2023 11:10:47 AM PST by Gnome1949
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, your advice will save on the heating bill as temperatures rise!


75 posted on 12/24/2023 11:12:32 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: Lazamataz; al baby
and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison

Ah, memories of Tijuna.

76 posted on 12/24/2023 11:33:43 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: hellinahandcart

Ping!


77 posted on 12/24/2023 11:36:32 AM PST by sauropod (The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t know how to pronounce ########.


78 posted on 12/24/2023 1:06:38 PM PST by Reynoldo (BurnLootMurder)
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To: Lazamataz

Follow me for more tips!


#Follow

Joyous Christmas to you FRiend!


79 posted on 12/24/2023 1:07:34 PM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: Lazamataz

ISWYDT


80 posted on 12/24/2023 5:45:04 PM PST by Laslo Fripp (Semper Fidelis)
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