To: V_TWIN
That house woulda suffered a mysterious devaststing fire long before nowHuh. Imagine that.
Just one of those spontaneous, unexplained fires.
It would be a complete mystery, too!
10 posted on
12/16/2023 2:11:22 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Must have been those 12 drummers drumming.
12 posted on
12/16/2023 2:21:00 PM PST by
lastchance
(Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
To: Lazamataz
“..Huh. Imagine that. Just one of those spontaneous, unexplained fires.
It would be a complete mystery, too!...”
Yep...it “burned suddenly” while “safe and effective”.
13 posted on
12/16/2023 2:23:48 PM PST by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created...")
To: Lazamataz
Just wait until they’re inside and then you and a handful of friends simultaneously break windows and toss in flea bombs.
23 posted on
12/16/2023 3:15:44 PM PST by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: Lazamataz
The Mafia could solve problems like this with no property damage, permanently, and without firing a shot. Compound fractures leave a very lasting impression.
35 posted on
12/16/2023 4:40:36 PM PST by
The Antiyuppie
(When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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