[Rocco DiPippo]

I think you're likely a very miserable, unfullfilled, cynical woman. Your "vibe" screams that much out.

apparatchik /ä″pə-rä′chĭk/ noun A member of a Communist apparat. An unquestioningly loyal subordinate, especially of a political leader or organization. A communist who was a member of the administrative system of a communist party.

Box wine much?

[Apparatchik]

Sure, buddy, I’m a woman. 😜

Your deductive skills are on par with your morality.