A memory refresher .... it was about 2 am with wind and 0-degree temps in the liberal part of town when the 2 Trump supporters wearing red Trump baseball caps, spotted the bundled-up Smollett clutching a just-purchased Subway tuna sub.
The attackers supposedly recognized Smollett from a TV show that no Trump supporter in his right mind would have ever seen.
The two musclemen attacked the skinny actor Smollett with a handy container of bleach they were carrying “just in case” a 2 am situation like this ever arose.
And, after the strongarm attack by the two big guys, wonder of wonders, Smollett emerged, unscathed.....with his tuna sub firmly in his hand, ready to eat once he got home......after calling the cops.
It’s a miracle!
...protected by Cook County Prosecutor Kim Foxx, who turned out to be a Soros plant...
You forgot how lucky he was that the rope the perps were carrying just in case of a 2am episode was too short to actually hang him by, because it was only about necktie length, just coincidentally of course.