I’m sorry I caused your panties to get in a bunch.
Maybe you should start wearing men’s underwear.
Or maybe you should take a break from screeching at people who disagree with you.
I speak English fluently and can speak and write Italian well enough to get by. I had several years of German instruction, but it's been a long time since I've spoken it so my ability in German is poor and I'm just not interested in upping my German skills. But I have always been fascinated by the language of Youcrayknee as spoken on FR by Youkazoids like yourself, so I'm hoping you can help me become fluent in it.
Now, I know that Youcrayknee was developed for people of very limited intellect, so it's supposedly simple, but I have little language learning aptitude so you could be of great help to me in learning how to screech platitudes and corny jingoisms like "Slavo U Crayknee" in your mother tongue.
Here we go! First a sentence in English, then in Italian, then in German and then I'll attempt to write it in Youcrayknee. Let me know if my Youcrayknee translation needs any correction. Thanks for your help!:
English: All who criticize Youcrayne and its poofster "leader" are Putin Puffers, Soviets and Communists.
The same sentence in Italian: Tutti coloro che criticano Youcrayne e il suo "leader" omosessuale sono Putin Puffers, sovietici e comunisti
In German: Alle, die Youcrayne und seinen homosexuellen „Anführer“ kritisieren, sind Putin-Puffer, Sowjets und Kommunisten.
In the FR dialect of Youcrayknee: Blah blablablabla Putin Puffer!! blahblahblah blahblahblah Blah! Blah! Soviets! blahblahblah blahblahblah Blah! Blah! Soviets! Blahblablablablablablabla Blah! Blah! Slavo U Crayknee!!! Blahblablabla!!Blah! Blah! Soviets! blahblahblah blahblahblah Blah! Blah! Soviets! Blahblablablablablablabla Blah! Blah!blahblahblah Blah! Blah! Slavo U Crayknee!!! Blahblablabla!!Blahblablablablablablabla Blah! Blah! Slavo U Crayknee!!! Blahblablabla!!Blah! Blah! Soviets! blahblahblah blahblahblah Blah! Blah! Soviets! Blahblablablablabla
How did I do?