Fortunately, all is not lost. Our three 30-something children all saw this in live action when they were children, and all understand the struggle in their adult lives. They all have working turntables. 4 of the 5 of us are very much audiophiles, with vinyl as the preferred method of deliverance.
It's so much better, is it not? You hear the random squeaks of fingers on the guitar strings, little background noises from the band members' feet tapping or little sound system blips, and if their is an audience, their sighs and rustles.