Bless your heart for tracking down the standards for krapwater in Jersey. Had Jersey water and I expect the krap is still in there. But at least the Jerseys know what it is. Kind of like Detroit and Jackson, MS maybe?
Who knew that civilians, regardless of their position, would rather deal with a pushy Navy LT and an Army LTC than an irate Major General when he learns that civilians and military dependents under his care might be getting harmed because they didn't do their jobs?
I am an American by birth, a Southerner by the Grace of God, and was, for a time, a NJ resident by Act of Congress. I have mostly forgiven the Congress.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)