Why did Bill Gates name his company after his private parts?
Micro-Soft!
𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘎𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴?
Rumor has it that a company that makes water softeners already had Nev-R-Hard trademarked.