[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Back around 1962, when I was growing up in Queens, a nun was raped. My father was a member of he Holy Name Society in our parish. Two members were a father and son, who shared a profession (NYPD) and the last name Kelly. The younger Kelly told my father they knew who did it, and he would never see the inside of a courtroom.

Not only the police. Around 1980 some altar vessels were stolen from St. Anthony of Padua in Little Italy, in Manhattan. About a week later they mysteriously turned up (St. Antony Padua is the Patron saint of lost causes) and a couple of Melanzane turned up stuffed in a dumpster with their penises sewed into their mouths.

[JesusIsLord]

Melanzane

Hummmm........colloquial Italian. /s

Melanzane parmigiana - one of my favorite meals. LOL!!