Dearest Judy, how can I be so crass as to not recall with incredible alacrity your selfless devotion to your fellow Train riders, in not decimating the still warm donuts made for this morning’s break of fast?
Forsooth, I am filled to overflowing with regret of such incredible magnitude, that I despair that I can ever overcomethe self-loathing that encompasses me at present.
I declare to the heavens that the magnamomous self-restraint exhibited by you in the face of such a magnitude of temptation, will certainly never be performed by me in the face of a similar largesse of BACON.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Crooked Joe Biden is the Insurrectionist because he let millions of unknown people come recklessly and unchecked through our insane “Open” Border, let a war begin in the Middle East and Ukraine, Weaponized our DOJ & FBI, SURRENDERED in Afghanistan when we could have left with dignity and strength - the most embarrassing event in the history of our Country, and is destroying America with the GREEN NEW SCAM!!!
Dec 21, 2023, 1:42 AM
Lololo oh exit. You are one funny guy. So glad you’re on our train, even though a nice crispy strip of pork is rarely found by the rest of us on any given morning. We still love you.
Here!!! Here!!! Kind agent!!!
Good morning everyone.