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To: djstex; JudyinCanada

Right, djstex!

Texans slip and slide all over the place in freezing wet weather!

I remember a guy telling me that he finally got so tired of the cold weather up north that he decided to move to Texas.

He said that he tied a snow shovel to the roof of his car and the first place he got to where someone asked him what that thing on his car roof was, well, that’s where he stayed.

😂😂😂😂


3,787 posted on 11/14/2023 8:08:11 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: pax_et_bonum

When I first moved to DFW, I had to drive through an ice storm to get to my place in Dallas.


3,788 posted on 11/14/2023 8:12:10 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: pax_et_bonum
..the first place he got to where someone asked him what that thing on his car roof was, well, that’s where he stayed

And spent the rest of his days sweating like a pig 11 months out of the year and the rest dodging hurricanes and/or the occasional "Blue Norther".

(Spoken as one who has spent a few years in beautiful South Texas....specifically NAS Kingsville.)

3,789 posted on 11/14/2023 8:16:00 PM PST by Unrepentant VN Vet (Fight me if you wish, but remember I am old for a reason)
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To: pax_et_bonum
LOL!
So TRUE!
I have to drive this no matter to work for Years and I mean NOBODY in Texas can drive when this happens!
I know,I've been rear-ended twice over the years because some Billy Bob with his big ole Truck ,thinks he's got this until he plows into me!
HA!
Gotta love my auto insurance and that's why insurance is so high here in East Texas!
No one slows down! ;) I personally now tell work ,I'm home and snowbound for the next thawing! LOL!
3,790 posted on 11/14/2023 8:18:23 PM PST by djstex (All I Have to Say... President Trump was right about everything!)
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To: pax_et_bonum; djstex

Lol smart way to locate a snow-free zone.

Up here, when we get our first snowfall or freezing rain, everybody suddenly forgets how to drive in the stuff as well. Slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place....except the big pickups with the good tires. They speed around like it’s a summer day, no matter what!


3,791 posted on 11/14/2023 8:20:44 PM PST by JudyinCanada (America's enemies want you to "trust the plan." Fight in reality, not the rabbit holes.)
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