Farting, just like the socialist bartender, if done properly outdoors, isn’t a deal breaker. If it doesn’t happen, she may explode. That would be a shame.
My all time favorite line on young women!!
When they walk by close and say “excuse me...”, I love to lean in and quietly say...”don’t worry, I don’t smell anything!”.. the initial looks are priceless. And the ones who bust out laughing are the keepers!!