The genetic variation in her vagina must be difficult to catalog.
Dating her should always come with a local clinic referral.
I suppose she doesn’t expect she’ll ever settle down, as no man in their right mind would want her on a permanent basis. Even rentals are frighteningly dangerous with whatever possible new disease may spawn from that over plowed hole!
At least if she gets pregnant, your odds will be very good that you’re not the father!
“I suppose she doesn’t expect she’ll ever settle down, as no man in their right mind would want her on a permanent basis.”
I disagree. Resting your head on her abdomen at night, and being able to hear the ocean, or wind rustling through the trees would make for years of wonderful sleep! ;)