Posted on 10/05/2023 11:31:56 AM PDT by JSM_Liberty
Grandkid needs to disown grandpa.
Heck, disown the whole family. ;)
Alec Baldwin in jail?
Usually the angry father of the pregnant bride brings the shotgun.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”
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