#18 Scotty: Tell the captain it will take 2 hours then do it in minutes just before the clock ticks down to certain destruction.
He will call you a miracle worker!
The last company I worked at outsourced half of the network dept. and most of the datacom dept. to microsoft and oracle on the west coast. The datacom dept was down to 2 people and one moved sideways to IT security and the remaining one was then moved into the network dept.