Britain gave up any interest in preserving their society a long time ago. They've got much bigger problems than some punk cutting down a tree.
I would opt for one of the old penalties for thievery - both hands.
This will make a return, mark my words, only it won't be the Brits cutting off hands. It'll be the people they gave their country away to.
I'll have to agree with you there.
The Asians will Rule Britainia.