“Yet that is offset by your kids driving you crazy.”
You have not learned to do the “Parental Curse” on them? You say to them “When you grow up I hope you have kids that act like you are acting now”. This curse works.
Every parent thinks having kids is like Mary Poppins with the children when it’s like Owen Grady with the Velociraptors (Jurassic World)
The problem is that today it’s Mary Poppins, but tomorrow it’s velociraptors. 😅