And some day, if you completely fill in all of the lines and checkboxes on your covid sweepstakes control card from the pharmacy,
Pfizer, Moderna, and Black Rock will send you a gift certificate for a one month free ventilator rental, 30 day Spotify subscription, and voucher for Fauci and Sons Caring, Conserving, Cremation and Recycling™ * service.
(™ a Soylent Group Company)
“And some day, if you completely fill in all of the lines and checkboxes on your covid sweepstakes control card from the pharmacy,
Pfizer, Moderna, and Black Rock will send you a gift certificate for a one month free ventilator rental, 30 day Spotify subscription, and voucher for Fauci and Sons Caring, Conserving, Cremation and Recycling™ * service.
(™ a Soylent Group Company)”
Lol... clever. But probably more true than we’d care to acknowledge.