[Melian]

The salary for Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel has nearly doubled during her six-year tenure on the job.

McDaniel, who was elected as chairwoman in 2017, was paid $122,582 in her first year but made $358,431 from January 2022 through November 2022, according to Federal Election Commission data.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/ronna-mcdaniel-doubled-her-salary-as-rnc-chairwoman-despite-series-of-losses#:~:text=The%20highest%20yearly%20salary%20she,she%20got%20paid%20in%202020

Ronna Delecto needs to go.

[Melian]

In a gracious move of bipartisanship, the Senate voted to relax rules to allow their freshman Senator Jabba The Fetterman to take a bath in the reflecting pool.

The rules were immediately relaxed after the Senator from Transylvania described how he would fall into a deep depression were he to not be allowed to bathe naked in the reflecting pool.

“We wouldn’t want our young friend to feel uncomfortable in any way,” said Senator Mitch McConnell over the span of 45 minutes. “Besides, it would be good for the American people to see what the daily life of their elected representatives is like.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-relaxes-rules-to-allow-fetterman-to-take-a-bath-in-the-reflecting-pool/

Haha!