Let me get this straight. He’s on the paddle board, falls off, the paddle board sinks and the cook forgets how to swim. Very plausible whether he had trunks, a tux or his birthday suit on.
Maybe your belief of what happened could be so far off the truth as could be laughable.......(I never heard of the paddle board sinking)....LOL!
But go ahead and fantasize what you want as long as it gives you an erection.......