Pretty interesting but these same scientists follow climate models on earth and are completely ignorant on what’s going on here.
Probably caused by my SUV, gas oven and charcoal grill.
If Mars continues to spin faster, all the Martians will fly off the planet by the end of the month. The recent influx of UFO sightings will decrease and we will probably have lost our only chance for positive interplanetary foreign relations with the red planet. We can’t pass up this chance to save the Martians.
This may sound improbable but using our extrapolations of Earth’s average monthly temperature over the past 6 months, global warming will push our temperatures to around 300 degrees a year from now. We have proposed a $50 Trillion Government program to fix the global warming problem. In the same spirit of intergalactic cooperation, we should propose a $100 Trillion Government program to fix the Mars rotation problem. If we don’t act now as an intergalactic community, a year from now, there may be no Martians left on Mars; all of them flung into the outer reaches of space.
Remember, it’s for the Martians.
I am so thankful we spent billion to find out about mars spinning faster, before -
…no wait.
Why do we need to know this?
It’s those damned SUVs we keep sending there.
So the molten core is sloshing around, eh. Hmmm. Perhaps the USS Enterprise sucked some of it out to make di-lithium crystals. Guess someone beat us to it. Crap.
Marvin out jogging.