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To: stars & stripes forever; pax_et_bonum; MS.BEHAVIN; CottonBall

see what can happen when you mow the lawn?

“Jones was on her tractor mowing at her home in Silsbee, near Beaumont on Tuesday afternoon. She describes how suddenly a snake fell on her, wrapping around her arm.

“The snake was squeezing so hard, and I was waving my arms in the air. And then, this hawk was swooping down clawing at my arm over and over,” explains Peggy Jones. “I just kept saying, ‘Help me, Jesus, Help me, Jesus.’’”

Thoughtful husband!

“In case you are wondering, in true Texas-tough style, Jones has already been back on the tractor. Jones had her husband walk beside her on the first ride back just to keep an eye out overhead. But she thinks she will be fine next time.”


2,809 posted on 08/07/2023 7:51:39 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: Rusty0604; stars & stripes forever; MS.BEHAVIN; CottonBall

Rusty, I have a feeling that lady doesn’t have a drink holder on her lawnmower.

In Texas!

She should know better.

I’ve already alerted CottonBall so that she can get a drink holder for her husband’s tractor asap.


2,821 posted on 08/07/2023 8:13:25 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
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