*Sigh*
The next time I volunteer to mow the lawn, slap me really hard, wouldja?
I think I stripped my gears!
*Hobbling off to the shower*
See you in a few minutes!
never, never mow the lawn again!!
Not only did you probably hurt yourself
But now you are an example to all the other husbands in the neighborhood. And they will expect their wives to mow the lawn!
I had to go to my neighbors one day and tell her that she just had to quit being a good example.