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To: Lakeside Granny; CottonBall; MS.BEHAVIN

Thanks for posting gran. I was at granddaughters tillafterq0 last night, and had gone early, had a great time.

Her cat, Mr. Kitty, or corndog, is a scoundrel. I was making tortilla chips before she got home. I had 3 packages of tortillas, but then there were 2. I looked everywhere, then thought I completely lost my mind. She comes home and found them in the bathroom where Mr. Kitty had stolen them and torn the bag and munched a few tortillas. I took a picture of him, labeled it “TORTILLA BANDITO” and sent it to her.

Then, from the hitchen, I glanced to see him heading to the bedroom carrying a long stem flower in his mouth. She had bought fresh flowers for the table and that was the 2nd one he had stolen!

When the other guests arrived he had plenty of people to harass instead of stealing things, and boy did he!

I hate to think what would happen if Mr. Kitty and Proby got together, those two together would be total mayhem!


1,395 posted on 08/05/2023 8:02:51 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: Rusty0604

Mr. Kitty sounds like a real character.

I can understand the tortillas, they smelt so good.

But who was he planning to give the 2 flowers too.

Does he have a girlfriend kitty?

Glad you had a wonderful time.


1,397 posted on 08/05/2023 8:10:45 AM PDT by Lakeside Granny (Vote RED~R.emove E.very D.emocrat~D&S)
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To: Rusty0604

That sounds like a fun cat!

Sounds like Blossom, my friend’s cat that is always into something. They’re constantly trying to give her to us. LOL


1,446 posted on 08/05/2023 9:51:12 AM PDT by CottonBall (“Fascism should be called corporatism because it is a merger of state & corporate power" – Mussolini)
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To: Rusty0604

A Good Ol’ Fashioned Chip Stand-off! (Layla the Boxer)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK_Mi7s-xtM&t=15s


1,866 posted on 08/05/2023 6:45:26 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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