[arthurus]

John- Honey, it is so nice here after California, low crime, low taxes, low regulations...

Marsha- It's almost perfect. It just needs a few more services . . .

[Repeat Offender]

With all these people moving in, I worry about pollution. I really think some public transportation projects, and some bike lanes would be good. Oh yeah - and I feel really bad about the homeless.....maybe some non-judgey shelters where they can shoot smack in safety.

I'm also noticing the laws are kinda strict here, maybe we should do away cash bail, shorten prison sentences, and reduce the size of the police force to pay for it all, maybe cease targeting the poor and stop prosecuting non-violent crimes like shoplifting.

Then, everything would be just perfect........