Theyβre sittinβ shiva here today
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
No, you have this all backwards. I had that dream last night. I read your FAKE NEWS post this morning.
And I still hate you, my brother. A d I’m plotting my revenge at the same time.
Theyβre sittinβ shiva here today
Thatβs outstanding!
I thought you died years ago.
Just like Snake Plisken.
Damn.
You were supposed to come back to Florida to visit me.
But since you’re already dead, I can’t buy you dinner now.
You left the mortal coil too soon.
RIP
5.56mm
LOL.
If you get a chance, come on down to free Florida. You know how to find me.
5.56mm
How did you die? Were you hitting something you shouldn’t?
Did her husband come home?
Laz was the funniest freezer on FR. Rest in peace, Laz.
Who?
Despite me not winning the big pool, I did have a few side bets on how many Lazz hit before he got hit back. Thank you LoQuisha Thomas from the 9th Ward on that double tap.
Laz, no one will ever forget you. Your cries for attention were epic. I won’t be “connecting” with “men” on FR, because you set the pattern so low. Your were so needy I actually allowed you on my FB. That made you the only Freeper allowed there. Someone mentioned that you were born in the South. That made you a cousin. I knew there was a bit of “home” in you. So rest in peace Cuz. (I’m from TN, Ala, GA, Fla, and a few other states.)
Tell me that again, only make me sound more epic and handsome.
PLEASE????!?
Now, when you die for real, people will assume it’s just another gag ...
That's what happened to Redd Foxx, when he did have his fatal heart attack, they thought he was joking.
Did you die again today?
If I don’t see you in the future, I’ll see you
in the Pasture...
I’ve read some unflattering comments on this thread. If Laz had feelings they’d be hurt.
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