What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?
She screamed her hands off.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a mountain?
Nothing. She was wearing mittens.
Why does Helen Keller pleasure herself with one hand?
She uses the other hand to moan with.
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
Answering the iron.
How did she burn her face again?
They called back.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Because she’s dead.
Why is Helen Keller’s pant legs yellow?
Because her dog is blind too.