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Posted on 07/19/2023 3:58:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
I thought frogs had copper in their blood (blue) instead of iron (red)
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A night crawler.
An airplane is flying along with a englishman, a frenchman, a mexican and a texan.
The plane starts having engine troubles and the pilot yells back : throw everything heavy out the door.
The passengers scramble and throw everything out they can.
It helps a little but the plane keeps decending.
The englishman steps up to the door and says: God save the King and jumps out.
The frenchman steps up to the door and says: Vive la france...and jumps out too.still the plane decends
The texan steps up to the door and yells: remember the Alamo and throws the mexican out the door
A bunch of young athletic women in tight outfits prancing around with hobbyhorses. What's not to like? Especially since the most important question you would need to ask ["are you freaky, or what?"] has already been answered.
The single comment is also a keeper.
My favorite punchlines;
“Not half as surprised as the invisible man.”
I would tell you a joke about Jim Jones but the punchline is too long.
What has thousands of legs and can’t walk?
Jerry’s Kids.
How do you make a dead cat meow?
Freeze it and run it through a band-saw.
Meeeooowww
I’ll let myself out now.
A late friend of mine, Soviet Jewish WW2 veteran and protestor of anti-feminism, Avram Shifrin, spent 10 years in Siberia, used to say that the gulags were the most “equal”
places on earth because everyone was there.
The cast of Monty Python appearing with Graham Chapman’s Urn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs
Sick humor.
Hey dfw,
An example of a humor that I like, Limericks!
Clever play on words, rhyming, as in poetry...
Here are two!.
There once was a woman from Hall,
who wore a newspaper dress to a Ball.
The dress caught fire and burned her entire
front page, sporting section and all.
There once were two queers from Khartoum
who argued all night in their room.
They argued all night
as to who had the right
to do what, with which, to whom!
These are clever, use proper English and are risqué to boot!
Cheers,
Bat
The original caption read: "You didn't see this. Turn the page."
Why is it so hard to break-up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she understands.
4 AM BUMP!
4 AM?
check your clocks.
Jeffrey Dahmer has his parents over for dinner.
“Jeffrey, I don’t like your friends,” his mother said at the dinner table.
“Well then, just eat the vegetables,” Jeffrey replied.
Bwahahahahahaha!
BTTT!!!!
You have no idea the dark jokes we tell ourselves and others in an attempt to stay sane!
There was a young man from Nantucket...
Not saying that I enjoy dark humor.
But most of my jokes end with “What? Too soon?”
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