A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
“I wassss jusssst trying to fly to Florida and enjoy my vacation,” said Lornax Enzerbile, a DC lobbyist, while describing the harrowing ordeal. “I wassss boarding the aircraft and minding my own bussssinesssss when thissss lady sssstarted shouting at me and making derogatory comentsssss. It wassss sssso disssssgussssting.”
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