[Gay State Conservative]

I worked for years in a big city ER.The staff were routinely threatened by patients and family members/friends. One time when I was on duty a guy came in with a machete. We called the police...they came in with guns drawn.

I needed a change of underwear after that one.

[ASOC]

My daughter worked at ER reception is two different ERs.

She stayed with the second one, because they had installed 2-inch-thick Plexiglas between her and the vermin.

Sat night was always fun when the Tongans and Simonians got into it. The police were quick to respond, thank goodness.

She quit working after she completed her degree - now runs her own business.